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this is funny and very true, great!
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that is an awful thing to think....why would you think that? castration? terrible!
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making money obsolete is not actually a bad idea....exchange of goods, like in the past.....
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hhahaah that's what's missing, u're right!
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I would very much want to find out :)
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good question...I guess automatic just stops....and regular doors are just opened and closed by using force, so in a regular way
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I am also from Europe, but I think it's global - and not just now, but for some time - the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting...well, hungry
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well, cheers, fellow gen Xer:)
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had to google for the 100th time what generation I am in :) (the last year of gen x apparently) , this post made me laugh, thanks
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oh, yes, the accent is great. my favourite part of the show is when his mother appears - great fun!
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yeah, I don't like that political immunity stuff, like parliament people are not prone to breaking the law ....if anything, they should be held more responsible for their action, not less, ....
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I love this show, it has great comedy bits.
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before googling it. I assumed it was some cringy tv show or stupid band, but this was so much better :)
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me too, didn't know what it was. but reverse emperor's groove and the rest of the post was to funny, so I had to check it. I wasn't disappointed
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oh, yes, this year is full of....everything
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I agree about the nuclear energy
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this is a great idea! some countries even have free education.....but, nevertheless, this is truly a great idea
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sorry, not clear but ''clean'' energy sources
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I get that there are several problems, but for fossil fuels transport and getting it from the ground for example (not to mention ecology) were also problems at one time....every energy source has its pros and cons I suppose, but, it seems to me that 'clear' energy sources are better all in all
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it's different in USA, you are right. But, the least they could do is to cover half of medical expanses for example.
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''eat the rich!'' sounds better and better every day
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you're welcome, enjoy!
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woohoo!!!! then, I am happy for you and for the fact that 2020 is good to someone :)
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didn't know about the show....thanks
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thanks for recommendation, I googled the book and it seems very interesting :)
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hahahaahahahah great
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not GOOD at all YEAR :(
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blue pill as in Matrix..haven't heard that expression so I googled it and it means comfortable delusion ....so you think this post is dellusional. ok, now I understand. thanks
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it appears so, it's a pity, I think he would like her songs because he says he's depressed :D
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60. the life of pi
56. autumn in New York
55. kill the mocking bird
53. free Willie
38. Edward Scissorhands
36. the Psycho
33. Devil wears Prada
28. Up
21. The Graduate
19. Rat Race
3. Mary Poppins
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than, we are saved :)
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yeah, and it may actually work, I tried something similar in kindergarten, it was nice
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me tto, I was so happy, I love this song
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well....maybe
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I think it's true, except social media attention grabbing, but the rest of it is ok. you cannot find a partner if you don't talk to people, or go on dates, what's so mean about it?
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heroic job, not everyone could do it
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hahaahah good one :)
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omg didn't see it that way! but thanks for bringing it up
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oh, me too, although I was not her biggest fun, that time was the best
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hahahaah great love story
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oh, I didn't notice the colors until you pointed that out, cool, thanks
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well, now I am not sleepy any more...
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awww sounds cute
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lol, being a teacher, i cannot confirm nor deny that ahhaha it's hard, but not that impossible to work with kids. you made me laugh, thanks
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dark dark, I like it
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ahahahahah right! we used to say that, thanks for reminding me
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me a diet pill
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that's true, but with bigger dogs, like mine, there is no danger to dog...u cannot squeeze it or smth like that and i feeel safer sleeping with a dog in my bed
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i dont understand German, sorry
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well, try google translate..i don't understand your question either....but let me try- at first u can post only one picture, then, after some time you can post two, and then three, also the maximum number of posts per day is 4. your picture shouldn't have watermarks or commercials for other sites. they should have written that is signed author if they are artists or something like that. also they should be of a good quality, not blurry and the text, if there is any, should be clearly visible and readable. i hope this helped
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maybe it was one lucky shot :)
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"Lemme sing u the song of my people'
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didn't know about that, so wikipedia and google helped me, thanks maddi
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Well, I haven't noticed that it's better, but thabk
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I was working as a teacher of English language and literature in Serbian state high school
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also lot of them work much more than 6 hours a day since there are tests to grade and essays to read and so on...plans for teaching, classroom management, extra materials...all the stuff a good teacher needs come form extra time, not 6 hours a day. also i speak from experience, i used to be a teacher, but now i work as a salesperson and it's much easier and salary is bigger
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in my country it is not the case, they have 4 weeks vacation like every other employee and their salaries are lesser even by half and more than those of doctors, lawyers, judges...
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if you look into te bible, you will find a whole new imaginary world ..this is just a joke
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as someone said - apple is not a tech but a fashion company
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I have watched Chernobyl tv show and since I was six at the time of the nuclear accident I remember a little about it, now, tv show is great and I strongly recommend it
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woooow, guy, you both know your colours, and thanks for the comments <3
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No, I didn't go to primary school so I dont know primary colours
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so sweet! murder is ok so fluffy!
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thks for the link maddi.....i listened to it, unfortunately while my volume was high and with headphones sooo i may be a little brain damaged now, but full of optimism nevertheless....never heard similar music to THAT....interesting...not pleasant, but interesting
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Noooo lol
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thank you so much, gotta check that out
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haahaha well, thanks
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I am curious now, what do you think is worse?
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anti human shield sounds great
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he s sooo cuuutue
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Ahahahah reblog for the humanity
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hahaahah reblog has done
it, one pile of laundry has been saved, praise the laundry god ;)
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haven't seen anything either, except cheerleaders
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That is some detailed knowledge of the material, thanks!
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that is right
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didn't know that....this reminded me of stranger things - the tv show. is that movie you mentioned worth watching?
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it's not sunny so we don't see his shadow i guess
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i agree with both of you and with this post. it's not a good world we re living in. something's gone terribly wrong when we care more for buildings than for starving and thirsty children
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for this particular picture maybe you should use tag like car, dashboard.....
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omg I AM the Goblin Friend
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You squawk and I'll really give you something to squawk about :)
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LOL - not everyone has your ability to differentiate between what's important and what's less so
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I used translator to understand your comment, and I am not sorry, both comic and comment are great descriptions of depression
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Peta never learns
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yup, that's my exact reaction
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it is scary and thrilling and amazing :) even the people with no sea sickness do tend to get one in the end of the ride, thrilling I tell ya :)
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I had the similar experience (''boat'' is more terrifying than ''ranger'' which goes full circle because the only thing keeping you from flying away is that single metal bar andin the full circle one you are safely strapped in the seat) and of course I would do it again :)
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Benny is the name of the comedian in this
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yeah, I hope it's true, because it is a very inspiring story
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my favourite part is apologizing inthe end - that's totally me :)
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Chilly, yeah :)
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very :) glad you like it :D
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Indeed, round one!
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yup, I have this - scar from vaccination
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procrastination is a way of life :))) glad this made you laugh :)
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That sounds exactly as my inner monologue when I am stuck somewhere I don't want to.be
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One of my favourote tv shows of all times, great!
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yeah, that maybe it :)
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we had cafeterias when I went to school (Serbia) but that was some time ago :) but Australia's explanation is great :)
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what are those?
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the larva, definitely
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I am in shock :D
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Didn't know the picture is from the video you sent, thanks
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Hahaahahah i had to google Bethesda to get the joke
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my favourite quote on that topic ''"That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you."
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Oh, yes, wonderful!
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hahaha well when you think of it, it's completely justifiable to be exhausted
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yeah, so the first one, not all mothers are good mothers
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I don't know what you mean? Not all mothers are mums, and not all sadness can be overcome, or something else?
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Yeah, but it sounds good
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I found the movie In time (2011) ...
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I don't know that movie, but it sounds interesting. If you find out, could you pkease tell.me its title. Also, I ll try to find it, and get back here with a title
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''Sometimes I wrestle with my demons, sometimes we just snuggle" is also nice. Butt this about fear shame and hope left me speechless
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Interesting quote
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Maddi, i dont think the post is about highschool crushes...
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Uganda know de way
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Unbelievable photo
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kittens went to heaven because they were killed, thrown in the water to drown...I think
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So, 3 kinds of people?
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me too, I am starting to think that this is more common than I believed. I am going to try to tell you a joke we have in Balkans, maybe you have heard it in German: Granny to her grandchild: ''Dear, what was the name of that German guy who hides my stuff around the house?'' Her grandchild: ''It's Alzheimer, granny!''
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practical reasons---understandable
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thanks Frantachs for answering, I wasn't sure what anime are the pictures from
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unfortunate for us, or we could have an army of zombies by now :)
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then bring him back....really have no idea how necromancy works in practice ;) :D
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maybe he can cure only the dead..
so, first - make him dead, then - mend his ankle :D
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Good thinking
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That sounds even worse....ok good mental images for dieting
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That would explain the empty message...ominous idea, Maddi, great
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haahah maybe that's the case...I was being selfish and thinking only about me
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it should be released in October 2018
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the left is from wreck it - ralph 2
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oh, I wouldn't worry too much, vehicles are very adaptable :)
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since not all homes are the same, some parents even lack these skills
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I agree, but, it's not a bad idea to learn them in school also, in my country we used to have subject called Domestic Science (or something like that) which dealt with these type of things, and it was very useful.
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in Serbia - yes
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ok, my german is very bad to medium, but maybe six years of learning it will be of some use now :) thanks
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i suppose it is dark humored so....
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yes, is there? I would like to read it too....
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My male friend (goes by kizakralj on 1jix) says he approvea your method and looks foreward to seeing more german girls in serbia. As for me, i dont nind coming to.berlin
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ahahha LOL I think thy're onto me ...f*ck
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yes, I hate ''empty'' sandwich on one part and too''full'' on the other
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also, yey for the clean mirrors, I usually wipe the monitors..not the mirrors though :)
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well I use toilet paper when i am at home and glass cleaner..and when I'm out I use the towel you get when you buy the glasses, and when I am out of all that I just go on faith that I will survive and not get hit by a truck or fall in to the hole in the road.... :)
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but you described it perfectly....I liked the phrase ''survival of the lessblinf'' so much :) also your description of the process made me laugh and also made me clean my glasses while I m at home :)
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i hear you...i also wear glasses....
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thanks people, you made my day :) <3
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omnononom have a piece of cake and thanks Ira :)
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thanks, have a piece of cake, cheers :)
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i am a bit older than millennials but never mind, I feel like this :)
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Aeww thanks Maddi...but the law is the law
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well, it is from Serbia, I am from Serbia, I live in Serbia, I admit nothing :)
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i am glad you like it, twice glad actually :) thanks, I thought these are great illustrations of the world we are
living in currently...
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But the desription ''grumpy cotton ball"" great
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quite possibly :)
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wooops, i forgot i'll try to edit it
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looks like me and my brother fighting when we were kids, so siblings of course :)
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look at them, sooo cute
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this is not LESS awkward....:)
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it's very relatable comic, i love it
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Ahahah you give me more credit than I deserve..this time
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nooo, I wa just uneducated haahah, but I changed the title, so ...thanks :D
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omg you are right, soooo sorry for not googling it before, I thought of it, but then I liked the sound of the sentence so I went posting it without checking my facts...then again, this site is for fun and laughs, not academic writing, so no biggies I think :) but the Godwin's law sounds even more interesting, thanks Maddi
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...aaand now, I have to google it :)
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but the sentence: mummy must be very strong hahhahahaah - priceless
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Yes,.they.really reminded me of my parents lol
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Moms against illegal freedom of speech...oh yes, because ''everyone is entitled to his opinion'' is getting on my nerves :)))
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yes, cats are self sufficient...and dogs need to be walked...mine all the time :) i found him on the street, as a puppy and thought he wouldn't grow to be this majestic 30 kg beast, but.....LOL
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oh, I didn't see it's double....anyway, I LOVE cats and I have one ..also a dog...love them both,a bit of allergies sometimes but nothing terrible :)
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I am, but not dangerously, I think...I LOVE cats
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me too, all of it :)
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Maddi, I ve never been in man's only locker room (since we don't have that in school in my country) , we even had the same toilets (no women and men signs) in our highschool, so I don't exactly know what goes on in your locker room
, but I don't think that this is not funny :) also, your scene is very much brilliant :)
I had, nonetheless, experience with straight guys reacting to my gay friends, and their reactions were more similar to the posts than to yours :)
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Mama was naughty with the Swamp thing
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maddi, you are great, just the way you are...keep imagining the future, and maybe one day it will be exactly as you imagined :D
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yup, my problem is that I don't care about how it looks, I just do the things I feel like doing, without much thinking about them....and this doesn't seem to help my love life haahaha
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well, I would LOVE not to have to make small talk in buses...or anywhere....but, I live in Serbia, sooo, not quite possible
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well when it's sun it does seem kinda red....anyhow, it's smarter not sending like you do, in that case if the person texts you - you know it's because they care, in my cse, when he texts it's maybe because I pressured him with my texting
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rice solves EVERYTHING
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*dyed
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haahah yo made me smile, nooo, you made me laugh, thanks :) I don't have red hair, my hair is brown, avatar is me, but pixelised so it maybe look redish. My hair is brown, never dyes, I am too lazy to try new colours...but this state of mind when texting is very much me :) I may be a clown but I have to click send :D
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well, that's hilarious, especially about the rice :)
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well you shouldn't take it serious, because some men are indeed bad, as some women are also bad....I posted it to see what people think and because that point of view (in the post) is new to me, I never thought of it in that way...never mind, and have a nice day :)))
p.s. what happened to you Ž(your previous story) is ugly, believe me I know, I had uglier :))) but, hay, we're here, we're ok :) more sarcastic, bt ok :D
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did you read my title for the post? or you are generally angry :)
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did I say that all men are a++holes?!
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I din't realize that we all have similar experiences with customers being complete a....holes :) I work in the bookstore and you wouldn't believe the questions I get...for example: you only sell books here?!?!?!
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Thanks gordana and maddi, it is indeed nice.talking to.you
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I don't want to be anything else than what I am, and I hope every person, no matter the gender, gets to do that....
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well, Maddi, I cannot say you are not right completely, but, I am not forcing feminist propaganda on 1jux, mainly because it's meant to be funny (and feminism ain't funny) (I think). Also, I don't think men are worthless (worth less) because they cannot give life....both parties, both men and women create life, procreation is not possible without your important role. so you don't need to feel worthless, and I really think that men don't feel worthless. ButI have heard, many, too many times, while growing up to stop acting like a girl, to stop crying like a girl (although I am a girl?!) also hear to stop being so bitchy, opinionated and verbally aggressive cause it will scare men out of dating me. Now, that I am all grown up, I see that those who matter are not scared so easily :)
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No, no, no no snoffing, we are fabulois
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I want to sign it!!! several times, in bold!
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Yes, u r right
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yes, right, but I hope we can become as individuals and as a society, more affectionate and less...well less judgmental and plain evil
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In my country we dont learn self defence in school. Bit dont worry i learned it very well out of school
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I.completely agree with you..in.my school.we learn no self defence at all...
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safe form everything bad would be ideal, but in thiscase, safefromrape: strict punishment for those comittingtherape ....for instance, and also start talkingmore about don't rape because it's against human nature, and not only about stop dressing that or thisway because it causes rape...nothing causes rape ...rape cannot have justification or lesser punishment because the victim was that or thisway ....and so on
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yea, that's great for them, cause if you don't believe in it, it doesn't exist
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I thought the exact same thing LOL
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Wir werden viel spas haben is as I rber.high school lessons, future tense, werden is one of the 3 important verbs, wedren, sein and haben..?soooo, i m looking foreward to future ahahah, vielen dank
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Hahahah well, I had to google what does gg wp mean, and I feek smarterbalready
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Well, thank you, So, you are my tutor now. Vielen Danke, Maddi
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Nein, aber ich versuche es. i've learned it in school and in university for 6 years, also my greatgranny was from Germany, but I don' t speak it , unfortunately
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Maddi, is that ur tumblr nickname? Admit it!
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I laughed all the way through...great post, and, yes, humans ARE weird
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who says
that?! if you work hard and it's hot outside, daily showers are the only way to go. it's bad if you excessively dry your skin or hair with various products, but water and some baby soap or something...omg in the 21st century you are talking about showering being bad for the skin....
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hello there, form me too
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hahahah well, what can I say now that doesn't sound naughty ...when the voice is there, it's hard to un-hear it :))))
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thanks, ..i like being nice :D
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all righty then :) you are very reactive :)that's nice
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Maddi, why so serious, in the early morning... :) kidding, I see what you are trying to explain to me, but there's no need, I know all that, but grabbing pussies is ...at least worth laughing at if not straightforward ridiculing it.
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the show os super fun...and i posted this because of his funny face
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nope...if you asked if I know German...no, I understand it but don't speak it
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why does it make u sad? girl could be 17 and if she wants to be with a boy, i don't see a problem...
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Come on, you guys, a little cage never hurt someone. ... :)
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well, he didn't escape, ...wasn't there actually...I mean, I don't have a cage....heh
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I watched the video, it's very informative, thanks again :)
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hahah a I am not... I mean, where's Meddi?
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yes, I understand, but I am not talking scientifically, nor cosmically :) Pluto is a nostalgic part of my childhood learninr about solar system, but I will look at the link, thanks :)
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I don't think so, you know how it is in Serbia, we all ..ALL know each others ;)
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what? what? noooo, I don't know Meddi outside JUX.....also, I am STILL in Serbia LOL so...nothing happening :) right Meddi?
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Ahahahaahhlol Meddi, I recently shared that on my fb and everyone was laughing ...because i t's true ahahaahahah and u r riggt, we should be laughing not whining
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It is, indeed, i am a girl, and i had a similar situation, i liked a boy and he wanted to be only friends, so i know how bad it can get...
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Aaand now we know !!! Thanks Maddi :) :*
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so, I think, the friendship should end in that case, since it only causes pain for the one who is in love...
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What exactly is torture? Being friends?! Why doesn't a boy end a friendship if it "tortures" him so much, admit ot, some people just want sex wothout being in a relationship, and that's perfectly ok, but don't whine when you don't get what you want
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great answer https://www.pinterest.com/pin/278308451951259240/
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May I ask, where are you from? I am from south Serbia, Nis, and I was born one month before Tito died
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it's beautiful, especially your comment : Bratstvo i jedinstvo for every body! thanks <3
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no, can you post a link, or a search phrase to find it?
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true! I was a kid, but I remember the good times...I still live in Serbia, but was born in Yugoslavia and for me, as a kid, YU was a great country to grow up in
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It will get better, thanks :) life can be sooo funny, whenever i say, well now i am happy, life goes:"hold my drink"
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Hahaa come on, inner peace, i dont have a whole day
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My liver is ok i guess, but lack of exercise and fabulously unhealthy diet...several bad breakups...i d guess heart is the most beaten down
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I am currently working on so much ....like heart failure and so on...
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spoken like a true Doctor :)
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I would do this for sure
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Omg!! But fek u human ahahah so funny, thanks for making my day
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And, are you shouting now? ;)
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I get scared when people shout
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wow thank you so much for those words, I found this post on the site that I listed as a source and immediately fell in love with the author ahahaah LOL,, vielen danke
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Are you serious, or are you kidding me?! You said that my tongue is somehow defect because it does not sit in my mouth slavic style?!
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with Serbian, it's also behind my top teeth
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OMG ahahahha
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It is a viable.l option, I must say, cheers, mate ;)
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ahhha me also
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i was also very traumatized by the post :)
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hahaahahahah there's nothing more beautiful than children laughing, except in 3 a.m. and you have no kids
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that's also true :)
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this is my 1000th post, thanks 1jux for the fun and giggles :* :* :* and thanks to all the people posting funny and lovely stuff, cheers you all!!!
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the effects of global warming
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your comment made my day :D thanks
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Thank you all for replying, maddi, in my country, Serbia, not everyone is called nazis, since we fought in ww2 against nazis...but i understand about the situation in your country now better. Eukanuba - i think u r absolutely right. Hazy, thanks for your input, and the other person with the number nick, thanks for the reminder that i dont speak german welk enough so i had to use google translate :) have a nice day guys :*
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why the dislikes on this, maybe it's too simple of a picture, but these days it seems to have a point
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worth a read! it's hilarious :)
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no...annd it's a repost
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I have xiaomi and it s great, just recently i accidently dropped it in the sea and it still works thanks heaven or thanks to chinese technology :)
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I dont get it, that s why i put a question in the title
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Me too..."one of our cats is smarter than the other"
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Not bad at all, like an actual dragon :)
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It's cool :)
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It is a 'proper' dragon name
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It sounds "dragony"
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It sounds interesting :)
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Are you writing a story? Good luck, and a nice character name Jabnujer :)
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an important part of decoration :)
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wake me up inside......aaaa the song has been stuck in my mind since this morning when I posted it :)
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''well if you end up in hell - it's your fault for not believing'' I think this is a religious logic
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but it would be unfair to the boys then :) but some healthy alternative to fighting, maybe competing in something..like, they have a fight about something and then settle it out in a game of their choosing
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he's joking, sooo, most certainly things happened before noon :)
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haahahah well said
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yes, live and let live, religious people often try to impose their religious views of the world on others...I don't think they are less smart than me because they don't believe in god, we are just different. so why do they think I will rot in hell is beyond me :)
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this time next year we're gonna be millionaires
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And fixed gender roles are bad for boys as well as for girls
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Good for you and your mother...btw i think we all hate our mothers sometimes
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Not at all :)
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that would be truly sad
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I have just seen it, thank you :)))))
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We are both fine, look at us replying to messages that didn't get deleted by accident :)
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But basically "she/he was asking for it" can be used by both by female and male rapists
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My previous message disappeared, but never mind, I saw the whole link. Thank you. Also, you are right about victim blaming ...and of course there are female rapists...
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Well, of that is true than the above argument is invalid, but still, even if a girl is wearing 'modest' clothes it doesnt decrease her chances of.becoming a victim
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Well, yes that's also true :)
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I read that this is not a reliable test, but all three mirrors that I have - confirm this...but I don't have 2 way glass to check it
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True :)
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Yup :)
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Oh, JOY! :)
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everything depends on a person, no matter whether they are a girl or boy, but generalisation is what makes it funny. And also, being friends with your love interest can be t torture for some and enjoyable for others...
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very descriptive :)
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Well, if smart is now a disorder, I worry about humanity:D
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Well, I would trade my depression for something mote "uplifting "
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Major depressive disorder here (also diagnosed) and, of course anxiety...and one psychiatrist said bipolar, but I don't think so :)
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Hyperventilating now because I got a compliment, group compliment, but still.... :)
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hope it happens to me, and soon :)
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Smiling and hyperventilating, sounds about right
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Hahaha personal support through some tough times....
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Me too :) especially helpful when we didnt have smart phones at all times to check dates....
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It's a neat trick :)
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I think it means all of it is dying, the Earth and all life in it (sorry if the answer is wrong, but I don't speak German, so I understood only half of the question)
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cute :)
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Yup, collective burn
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I am not a gamer, that's why I wrote the title ''gamers will understand'' because I don't :) but it sounds
frustrating
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brufen rules :)
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''laughs in Canadian'' Great title :D
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repost http://1jux.me/-4vMq
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yup, I know, but the point is that we mustn't make generalisation ...
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thanks :)
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for me they are also special, probably because they are tuned to my world view :) cheers, mate, it was a pleasure chatting with you
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yup, fairy-tales, folk-stories, and legends can be very similar throughout the world...witches, the flood, forest spirits etc have in common joined human experience and try to explain the nature and its ways, at least that's what I think.
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on the site I cited as the source it says story is a Polish legend-folktale. I've never heard it, although it belongs to Slavic mythology, and I am Slavic (not Polish though) but I thought it interesting
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I think the point is that he told her all about his magic (so she became the first witch) and her magic of staying dry during the rain was not magic at all - she just undressed herself and that's why her clothes were dry. So she kind of tricked him.
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well, thank you, thank you very much :D on your left you can see your fears incarnated ( oh, I see you are afraid of kids :) and if you check on your right there's a horror snowman waiting for you
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well, I thought they were cute, at first, but now I keep thinking they are children's ghosts....creepy
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yup, maybe
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Castiel for the president!
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damn Hollywood and their great-paid jobs :D
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yey for meals!!!
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yeah, three meal challenge, pleeease!
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''as crazy as it sounds'' he said...
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haahhaah ...I am, indeed, fluent in crazy :)
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my hair can certainly look like a funny hat sometimes :)
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yup, that is good :) at least something
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one of the best written comic i ve seen in ages, thanks
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i don't get it...how the fish r u...pleeese tell
me :)))
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so true and sad, we have destroyed nature
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the Games are endless :) show must go on
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hahhhah incredible skills, yes :)
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..or a catman...catwoman, oooh never mind, looking great batman!
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my guess is cannibals also
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...sets computer on fireeee
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thank you soooomuch
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omfg daaamn it!
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awwww sweety
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your title made me laugh! thanks :D
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Penisless atheists everywhere...;)
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i have already done that, that's why I am amused it is really called that way :)
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the creature is called Thtys Vagina?!?! :) ok :)
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me too :D
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hahah, fortune teller starter kit :)
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ahahah this is precious! :D
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awww that's too cute! well done, indeed! :)
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Horror, HORROR!
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ee pa mašala :) good luck !!!
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Nope, I did this all the time back then :)
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omg, what a beauty!
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Hahaha great comparison :)
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me: Hello Darkness, my old friend!
Darkness: I have a boyfriend
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thank you, I had a good laugh
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