awww sounds cute

lol, being a teacher, i cannot confirm nor deny that ahhaha it's hard, but not that impossible to work with kids. you made me laugh, thanks

dark dark, I like it

ahahahahah right! we used to say that, thanks for reminding me

me a diet pill

that's true, but with bigger dogs, like mine, there is no danger to dog...u cannot squeeze it or smth like that and i feeel safer sleeping with a dog in my bed

i dont understand German, sorry

i am embarrassed for her

repost https://en.1jux.net/705236?l=0&t=1

well, try google translate..i don't understand your question either....but let me try- at first u can post only one picture, then, after some time you can post two, and then three, also the maximum number of posts per day is 4. your picture shouldn't have watermarks or commercials for other sites. they should have written that is signed author if they are artists or something like that. also they should be of a good quality, not blurry and the text, if there is any, should be clearly visible and readable. i hope this helped

me too

true

maybe it was one lucky shot :)

"Lemme sing u the song of my people'

didn't know about that, so wikipedia and google helped me, thanks maddi

Well, I haven't noticed that it's better, but thabk

I was working as a teacher of English language and literature in Serbian state high school

also lot of them work much more than 6 hours a day since there are tests to grade and essays to read and so on...plans for teaching, classroom management, extra materials...all the stuff a good teacher needs come form extra time, not 6 hours a day. also i speak from experience, i used to be a teacher, but now i work as a salesperson and it's much easier and salary is bigger

in my country it is not the case, they have 4 weeks vacation like every other employee and their salaries are lesser even by half and more than those of doctors, lawyers, judges...

if you look into te bible, you will find a whole new imaginary world ..this is just a joke

as someone said - apple is not a tech but a fashion company

I have watched Chernobyl tv show and since I was six at the time of the nuclear accident I remember a little about it, now, tv show is great and I strongly recommend it

woooow, guy, you both know your colours, and thanks for the comments <3

No, I didn't go to primary school so I dont know primary colours

u r right

so sweet! murder is ok so fluffy!

never happened to me o.O

thks for the link maddi.....i listened to it, unfortunately while my volume was high and with headphones sooo i may be a little brain damaged now, but full of optimism nevertheless....never heard similar music to THAT....interesting...not pleasant, but interesting

Noooo lol

thank you so much, gotta check that out

haahaha well, thanks

I am curious now, what do you think is worse?

anti human shield sounds great

haahahah great!

he s sooo cuuutue

oh, that's gooood!

Ahahahah reblog for the humanity

hahaahah reblog has done

it, one pile of laundry has been saved, praise the laundry god ;)

Both please

I can totally relate to that employee.

haven't seen anything either, except cheerleaders

That is some detailed knowledge of the material, thanks!

that is right

didn't know that....this reminded me of stranger things - the tv show. is that movie you mentioned worth watching?

it's not sunny so we don't see his shadow i guess

i agree with both of you and with this post. it's not a good world we re living in. something's gone terribly wrong when we care more for buildings than for starving and thirsty children

for this particular picture maybe you should use tag like car, dashboard.....

omg I AM the Goblin Friend

brilliant word play

great :)

poor maple syrup tree....

You squawk and I'll really give you something to squawk about :)

LOL - not everyone has your ability to differentiate between what's important and what's less so

I used translator to understand your comment, and I am not sorry, both comic and comment are great descriptions of depression

Peta never learns

yup, that's my exact reaction

yes :D

it is scary and thrilling and amazing :) even the people with no sea sickness do tend to get one in the end of the ride, thrilling I tell ya :)

I had the similar experience (''boat'' is more terrifying than ''ranger'' which goes full circle because the only thing keeping you from flying away is that single metal bar andin the full circle one you are safely strapped in the seat) and of course I would do it again :)

Benny is the name of the comedian in this

https://sh.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Hill

yeah, I hope it's true, because it is a very inspiring story

thanks for explaining :)

my favourite part is apologizing inthe end - that's totally me :)

Chilly, yeah :)

Totally

me too

falling umbrella jumber - great! :)

very :) glad you like it :D

Indeed, round one!

yup, I have this - scar from vaccination

Right

LOL great!!!

gas stove

procrastination is a way of life :))) glad this made you laugh :)

That sounds exactly as my inner monologue when I am stuck somewhere I don't want to.be

exactly :)

One of my favourote tv shows of all times, great!

It's ecstasy I think

didn't know that, thanks...

it took me some time also :)

yeah, that maybe it :)

Exactly :)

we had cafeterias when I went to school (Serbia) but that was some time ago :) but Australia's explanation is great :)

what are those?

the larva, definitely

Horror!

I am in shock :D

Didn't know the picture is from the video you sent, thanks

Hahaahahah i had to google Bethesda to get the joke

my favourite quote on that topic ''"That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you."

Oh, yes, wonderful!

hahaha well when you think of it, it's completely justifiable to be exhausted

that's sad in any generation

yeah, I know it's bad...

yeah, so the first one, not all mothers are good mothers

I don't know what you mean? Not all mothers are mums, and not all sadness can be overcome, or something else?

Yeah, but it sounds good

Which one?

I found the movie In time (2011) ...

I don't know that movie, but it sounds interesting. If you find out, could you pkease tell.me its title. Also, I ll try to find it, and get back here with a title

''Sometimes I wrestle with my demons, sometimes we just snuggle" is also nice. Butt this about fear shame and hope left me speechless

Interesting quote

Maddi, i dont think the post is about highschool crushes...

Uganda know de way

Unbelievable photo

kittens went to heaven because they were killed, thrown in the water to drown...I think

mystery pills

So, 3 kinds of people?

me too, I am starting to think that this is more common than I believed. I am going to try to tell you a joke we have in Balkans, maybe you have heard it in German: Granny to her grandchild: ''Dear, what was the name of that German guy who hides my stuff around the house?'' Her grandchild: ''It's Alzheimer, granny!''

practical reasons---understandable

thanks Frantachs for answering, I wasn't sure what anime are the pictures from

True that

'Beam me up, Scotty' :)

unfortunate for us, or we could have an army of zombies by now :)

then bring him back....really have no idea how necromancy works in practice ;) :D

maybe he can cure only the dead..

so, first - make him dead, then - mend his ankle :D

Good thinking

Right

That sounds even worse....ok good mental images for dieting

''raining cats and dogs'' :)

That would explain the empty message...ominous idea, Maddi, great

haahah maybe that's the case...I was being selfish and thinking only about me

yup, he's unchangeable :)

it should be released in October 2018

the left is from wreck it - ralph 2

every scar tells a story

oh, I wouldn't worry too much, vehicles are very adaptable :)

since not all homes are the same, some parents even lack these skills

I agree, but, it's not a bad idea to learn them in school also, in my country we used to have subject called Domestic Science (or something like that) which dealt with these type of things, and it was very useful.

in Serbia - yes

well, mud is just wet sand I think :) the baby looks so cute :)

ok, my german is very bad to medium, but maybe six years of learning it will be of some use now :) thanks

i suppose it is dark humored so....

yes, is there? I would like to read it too....

Who is the victim?

My male friend (goes by kizakralj on 1jix) says he approvea your method and looks foreward to seeing more german girls in serbia. As for me, i dont nind coming to.berlin

ahahha LOL I think thy're onto me ...f*ck

yes, I hate ''empty'' sandwich on one part and too''full'' on the other

also, yey for the clean mirrors, I usually wipe the monitors..not the mirrors though :)

well I use toilet paper when i am at home and glass cleaner..and when I'm out I use the towel you get when you buy the glasses, and when I am out of all that I just go on faith that I will survive and not get hit by a truck or fall in to the hole in the road.... :)

but you described it perfectly....I liked the phrase ''survival of the lessblinf'' so much :) also your description of the process made me laugh and also made me clean my glasses while I m at home :)

i hear you...i also wear glasses....

thanks people, you made my day :) <3

omnononom have a piece of cake and thanks Ira :)

thanks Grlice :) :*

thank you Mito :)

thanks Maddi :) :) :)

thanks, have a piece of cake, cheers :)

me too

i am a bit older than millennials but never mind, I feel like this :)

Aeww thanks Maddi...but the law is the law

well, it is from Serbia, I am from Serbia, I live in Serbia, I admit nothing :)

i am glad you like it, twice glad actually :) thanks, I thought these are great illustrations of the world we are

living in currently...

But the desription ''grumpy cotton ball"" great

quite possibly :)

it cannot be edited ....:(

wooops, i forgot i'll try to edit it

looks like me and my brother fighting when we were kids, so siblings of course :)

look at them, sooo cute

this is not LESS awkward....:)

it's very relatable comic, i love it

Ahahah you give me more credit than I deserve..this time

nooo, I wa just uneducated haahah, but I changed the title, so ...thanks :D

omg you are right, soooo sorry for not googling it before, I thought of it, but then I liked the sound of the sentence so I went posting it without checking my facts...then again, this site is for fun and laughs, not academic writing, so no biggies I think :) but the Godwin's law sounds even more interesting, thanks Maddi

...aaand now, I have to google it :)

but the sentence: mummy must be very strong hahhahahaah - priceless

Yes,.they.really reminded me of my parents lol

well that sounds awesome :)

ahahhaha great!

Moms against illegal freedom of speech...oh yes, because ''everyone is entitled to his opinion'' is getting on my nerves :)))

yes, cats are self sufficient...and dogs need to be walked...mine all the time :) i found him on the street, as a puppy and thought he wouldn't grow to be this majestic 30 kg beast, but.....LOL

oh, I didn't see it's double....anyway, I LOVE cats and I have one ..also a dog...love them both,a bit of allergies sometimes but nothing terrible :)

I am, but not dangerously, I think...I LOVE cats

me too, all of it :)

Maddi, I ve never been in man's only locker room (since we don't have that in school in my country) , we even had the same toilets (no women and men signs) in our highschool, so I don't exactly know what goes on in your locker room

, but I don't think that this is not funny :) also, your scene is very much brilliant :)

I had, nonetheless, experience with straight guys reacting to my gay friends, and their reactions were more similar to the posts than to yours :)

Mama was naughty with the Swamp thing

you have a cute nickname :)

maddi, you are great, just the way you are...keep imagining the future, and maybe one day it will be exactly as you imagined :D

yup, my problem is that I don't care about how it looks, I just do the things I feel like doing, without much thinking about them....and this doesn't seem to help my love life haahaha

well, I would LOVE not to have to make small talk in buses...or anywhere....but, I live in Serbia, sooo, not quite possible

well when it's sun it does seem kinda red....anyhow, it's smarter not sending like you do, in that case if the person texts you - you know it's because they care, in my cse, when he texts it's maybe because I pressured him with my texting

rice solves EVERYTHING

*dyed

haahah yo made me smile, nooo, you made me laugh, thanks :) I don't have red hair, my hair is brown, avatar is me, but pixelised so it maybe look redish. My hair is brown, never dyes, I am too lazy to try new colours...but this state of mind when texting is very much me :) I may be a clown but I have to click send :D

well, that's hilarious, especially about the rice :)

I agree

well you shouldn't take it serious, because some men are indeed bad, as some women are also bad....I posted it to see what people think and because that point of view (in the post) is new to me, I never thought of it in that way...never mind, and have a nice day :)))

p.s. what happened to you Ž(your previous story) is ugly, believe me I know, I had uglier :))) but, hay, we're here, we're ok :) more sarcastic, bt ok :D

did you read my title for the post? or you are generally angry :)

did I say that all men are a++holes?!

I din't realize that we all have similar experiences with customers being complete a....holes :) I work in the bookstore and you wouldn't believe the questions I get...for example: you only sell books here?!?!?!

Thanks gordana and maddi, it is indeed nice.talking to.you

I don't want to be anything else than what I am, and I hope every person, no matter the gender, gets to do that....

well, Maddi, I cannot say you are not right completely, but, I am not forcing feminist propaganda on 1jux, mainly because it's meant to be funny (and feminism ain't funny) (I think). Also, I don't think men are worthless (worth less) because they cannot give life....both parties, both men and women create life, procreation is not possible without your important role. so you don't need to feel worthless, and I really think that men don't feel worthless. ButI have heard, many, too many times, while growing up to stop acting like a girl, to stop crying like a girl (although I am a girl?!) also hear to stop being so bitchy, opinionated and verbally aggressive cause it will scare men out of dating me. Now, that I am all grown up, I see that those who matter are not scared so easily :)

No, no, no no snoffing, we are fabulois

I want to sign it!!! several times, in bold!

yup, I like it :)

Thanks, I ll try to find it

NI liked it so.much, too

Yes, u r right

yes, right, but I hope we can become as individuals and as a society, more affectionate and less...well less judgmental and plain evil

In my country we dont learn self defence in school. Bit dont worry i learned it very well out of school

I.completely agree with you..in.my school.we learn no self defence at all...

safe form everything bad would be ideal, but in thiscase, safefromrape: strict punishment for those comittingtherape ....for instance, and also start talkingmore about don't rape because it's against human nature, and not only about stop dressing that or thisway because it causes rape...nothing causes rape ...rape cannot have justification or lesser punishment because the victim was that or thisway ....and so on

yea, that's great for them, cause if you don't believe in it, it doesn't exist

https://9gag.com/gag/aADoNMZ

I thought the exact same thing LOL

Omg...hahhahah

Wir werden viel spas haben is as I rber.high school lessons, future tense, werden is one of the 3 important verbs, wedren, sein and haben..?soooo, i m looking foreward to future ahahah, vielen dank

Hahahah well, I had to google what does gg wp mean, and I feek smarterbalready

Well, thank you, So, you are my tutor now. Vielen Danke, Maddi

Nein, aber ich versuche es. i've learned it in school and in university for 6 years, also my greatgranny was from Germany, but I don' t speak it , unfortunately

ok, I believe you :)

Maddi, is that ur tumblr nickname? Admit it!

I laughed all the way through...great post, and, yes, humans ARE weird

who says

that?! if you work hard and it's hot outside, daily showers are the only way to go. it's bad if you excessively dry your skin or hair with various products, but water and some baby soap or something...omg in the 21st century you are talking about showering being bad for the skin....

hello there, form me too

hahahah well, what can I say now that doesn't sound naughty ...when the voice is there, it's hard to un-hear it :))))

thanks, ..i like being nice :D

all righty then :) you are very reactive :)that's nice

Maddi, why so serious, in the early morning... :) kidding, I see what you are trying to explain to me, but there's no need, I know all that, but grabbing pussies is ...at least worth laughing at if not straightforward ridiculing it.

the show os super fun...and i posted this because of his funny face

nope...if you asked if I know German...no, I understand it but don't speak it

big brother

i.dont know

lol sorry to disappoint

why does it make u sad? girl could be 17 and if she wants to be with a boy, i don't see a problem...

from a boy...

Come on, you guys, a little cage never hurt someone. ... :)

well, he didn't escape, ...wasn't there actually...I mean, I don't have a cage....heh

I watched the video, it's very informative, thanks again :)

hahah a I am not... I mean, where's Meddi?

yes, I understand, but I am not talking scientifically, nor cosmically :) Pluto is a nostalgic part of my childhood learninr about solar system, but I will look at the link, thanks :)

I don't think so, you know how it is in Serbia, we all ..ALL know each others ;)

size is not important LOL

what? what? noooo, I don't know Meddi outside JUX.....also, I am STILL in Serbia LOL so...nothing happening :) right Meddi?

Ahahahaahhlol Meddi, I recently shared that on my fb and everyone was laughing ...because i t's true ahahaahahah and u r riggt, we should be laughing not whining

:(

It is, indeed, i am a girl, and i had a similar situation, i liked a boy and he wanted to be only friends, so i know how bad it can get...

Aaand now we know !!! Thanks Maddi :) :*

I am not sure

I was also surprised :)

so, I think, the friendship should end in that case, since it only causes pain for the one who is in love...

that's right

What exactly is torture? Being friends?! Why doesn't a boy end a friendship if it "tortures" him so much, admit ot, some people just want sex wothout being in a relationship, and that's perfectly ok, but don't whine when you don't get what you want

Beautiful!

great answer https://www.pinterest.com/pin/278308451951259240/

May I ask, where are you from? I am from south Serbia, Nis, and I was born one month before Tito died

true!

it's beautiful, especially your comment : Bratstvo i jedinstvo for every body! thanks <3

no, can you post a link, or a search phrase to find it?

true! I was a kid, but I remember the good times...I still live in Serbia, but was born in Yugoslavia and for me, as a kid, YU was a great country to grow up in

It will get better, thanks :) life can be sooo funny, whenever i say, well now i am happy, life goes:"hold my drink"

Hahaa come on, inner peace, i dont have a whole day

My liver is ok i guess, but lack of exercise and fabulously unhealthy diet...several bad breakups...i d guess heart is the most beaten down

I am currently working on so much ....like heart failure and so on...

spoken like a true Doctor :)

I would do this for sure

Omg!! But fek u human ahahah so funny, thanks for making my day

And, are you shouting now? ;)

I get scared when people shout

I would get scared

wow thank you so much for those words, I found this post on the site that I listed as a source and immediately fell in love with the author ahahaah LOL,, vielen danke

mee too

Are you serious, or are you kidding me?! You said that my tongue is somehow defect because it does not sit in my mouth slavic style?!

with Serbian, it's also behind my top teeth

Hahaaha lol indeed

Westeros je srce Srbije lol westeros.is the heart of Serbia

Exactly, mate

OMG ahahahha

It is a viable.l option, I must say, cheers, mate ;)

ahhha me also

i was also very traumatized by the post :)

hahaahahahah there's nothing more beautiful than children laughing, except in 3 a.m. and you have no kids

that's also true :)

Thank you Milutin and Spg :)

this is my 1000th post, thanks 1jux for the fun and giggles :* :* :* and thanks to all the people posting funny and lovely stuff, cheers you all!!!

the effects of global warming

your comment made my day :D thanks

Thank you all for replying, maddi, in my country, Serbia, not everyone is called nazis, since we fought in ww2 against nazis...but i understand about the situation in your country now better. Eukanuba - i think u r absolutely right. Hazy, thanks for your input, and the other person with the number nick, thanks for the reminder that i dont speak german welk enough so i had to use google translate :) have a nice day guys :*

why the dislikes on this, maybe it's too simple of a picture, but these days it seems to have a point

worth a read! it's hilarious :)

no...annd it's a repost

I have xiaomi and it s great, just recently i accidently dropped it in the sea and it still works thanks heaven or thanks to chinese technology :)

I dont get it, that s why i put a question in the title

Me too..."one of our cats is smarter than the other"

Not bad at all, like an actual dragon :)

It's cool :)

It is a 'proper' dragon name

It sounds "dragony"

It sounds interesting :)

Are you writing a story? Good luck, and a nice character name Jabnujer :)

an important part of decoration :)

omg :)

tell me

wake me up inside......aaaa the song has been stuck in my mind since this morning when I posted it :)

ahah we all do :)))

''well if you end up in hell - it's your fault for not believing'' I think this is a religious logic

That's also true...agreed ;)

but it would be unfair to the boys then :) but some healthy alternative to fighting, maybe competing in something..like, they have a fight about something and then settle it out in a game of their choosing

he's joking, sooo, most certainly things happened before noon :)

haahahah well said

yes, live and let live, religious people often try to impose their religious views of the world on others...I don't think they are less smart than me because they don't believe in god, we are just different. so why do they think I will rot in hell is beyond me :)

this time next year we're gonna be millionaires

And fixed gender roles are bad for boys as well as for girls

Good for you and your mother...btw i think we all hate our mothers sometimes

Not at all :)

that would be truly sad

I have just seen it, thank you :)))))

Where, where?

We are both fine, look at us replying to messages that didn't get deleted by accident :)

I look like an idiot now :)

But basically "she/he was asking for it" can be used by both by female and male rapists

My previous message disappeared, but never mind, I saw the whole link. Thank you. Also, you are right about victim blaming ...and of course there are female rapists...

Well, of that is true than the above argument is invalid, but still, even if a girl is wearing 'modest' clothes it doesnt decrease her chances of.becoming a victim

Well, yes that's also true :)

I read that this is not a reliable test, but all three mirrors that I have - confirm this...but I don't have 2 way glass to check it

True :)

Yup :)

Oh, JOY! :)

I don't know about that

True

everything depends on a person, no matter whether they are a girl or boy, but generalisation is what makes it funny. And also, being friends with your love interest can be t torture for some and enjoyable for others...

very descriptive :)

Well, if smart is now a disorder, I worry about humanity:D

Well, I would trade my depression for something mote "uplifting "

Major depressive disorder here (also diagnosed) and, of course anxiety...and one psychiatrist said bipolar, but I don't think so :)

Hyperventilating now because I got a compliment, group compliment, but still.... :)

Maddi, thanks :) :*

hope it happens to me, and soon :)

Smiling and hyperventilating, sounds about right

Hahaha personal support through some tough times....

but why? :)

Isn't it? For me, too

Me too :) especially helpful when we didnt have smart phones at all times to check dates....

Happy birthday!!!

It's a neat trick :)

I think it means all of it is dying, the Earth and all life in it (sorry if the answer is wrong, but I don't speak German, so I understood only half of the question)

cute :)

They were great :)

Yup, collective burn

I am not a gamer, that's why I wrote the title ''gamers will understand'' because I don't :) but it sounds

frustrating

brufen rules :)

hahaha yeah, I deleted the reply a few times, or did I ? anyhow, have an unquestionably great day

Good morning, sorry about the early existential crisis - blame the machine :)

''laughs in Canadian'' Great title :D

me too

repost http://1jux.me/-4vMq

yup, I know, but the point is that we mustn't make generalisation ...

live and let live

thanks :)

for me they are also special, probably because they are tuned to my world view :) cheers, mate, it was a pleasure chatting with you

yup, fairy-tales, folk-stories, and legends can be very similar throughout the world...witches, the flood, forest spirits etc have in common joined human experience and try to explain the nature and its ways, at least that's what I think.

on the site I cited as the source it says story is a Polish legend-folktale. I've never heard it, although it belongs to Slavic mythology, and I am Slavic (not Polish though) but I thought it interesting

I think the point is that he told her all about his magic (so she became the first witch) and her magic of staying dry during the rain was not magic at all - she just undressed herself and that's why her clothes were dry. So she kind of tricked him.

well, thank you, thank you very much :D on your left you can see your fears incarnated ( oh, I see you are afraid of kids :) and if you check on your right there's a horror snowman waiting for you

well, I thought they were cute, at first, but now I keep thinking they are children's ghosts....creepy

yup, maybe

Castiel for the president!

damn Hollywood and their great-paid jobs :D

yey for meals!!!

yeah, three meal challenge, pleeease!

and, that's how it starts :)

''as crazy as it sounds'' he said...

haahhaah ...I am, indeed, fluent in crazy :)

my hair can certainly look like a funny hat sometimes :)

minee too :)

yup, that is good :) at least something

<3 ao ao

one of the best written comic i ve seen in ages, thanks

thank u :)

i don't get it...how the fish r u...pleeese tell

me :)))

so true and sad, we have destroyed nature

the Games are endless :) show must go on

great show!

hahhhah incredible skills, yes :)

..or a catman...catwoman, oooh never mind, looking great batman!

my guess is cannibals also

a50 :)

...sets computer on fireeee

thank you soooomuch

omfg daaamn it!

awwww sweety

your title made me laugh! thanks :D

approved by grandma :D

I agree :D

Penisless atheists everywhere...;)

excellent!

i have already done that, that's why I am amused it is really called that way :)

the creature is called Thtys Vagina?!?! :) ok :)

thank you :)

me too :D

road trip! :)

poor Aspen!

yup, every time :)

what a lovely story!

hahah, fortune teller starter kit :)

ahahah this is precious! :D

awww that's too cute! well done, indeed! :)

Horror, HORROR!

hahha excellent post!

ee pa mašala :) good luck !!!

Nope, I did this all the time back then :)

omg, what a beauty!

Hahaha great comparison :)

LOL

me: Hello Darkness, my old friend!

Darkness: I have a boyfriend

hahaah, of course :)

well said - YET :)